In my recent career change (I'm a writer now, and I'm going to keep saying that until someone pays me to do it), I've had to take whatever job comes in. I know I'm good at what I do, but other people haven't figured that out, so the cushy writing gigs aren't rolling in yet. I was recently approached by a representative of the murder hornets. I know, it doesn't sound plausible. Leave me alone, I'm creating a writing sample here. The murder hornets have a really bad image right